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| my kids: | mommy and daddy how did you two meet |
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| me: | the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf |
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I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon.
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| me during shower time: | What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now? |
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| me almost falling asleep: | I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe |
| me during the day: | how do I spell house? |
